DONALD TRUMP made his, quote, "large, bordering on gigantic" announcement yesterday . . . and it was even LAMER than we expected it to be.

Revelations about PRESIDENT OBAMA'S cocaine use or near-divorce years ago would have been BOMBSHELLS compared to what we got. Because what we got was just more HARASSMENT from Trump.

Here's all it was: Trump offered to give $5 million to the charity of the president's choice IF he releases, quote, "his college records and applications . . . [and] his passport applications and records."

He added, quote, "If he releases these records, it will end the question and indeed the anger of many Americans . . . they'll know something about their president . . . their President will become transparent . . . like other Presidents."

Obama has until 5:00 P.M. on Halloween to release the records . . . to Trump's satisfaction, of course.