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I guess some couples just can't help fighting ALL the time. Even in the MOST inconvenient situations.

27-year-old Dylan Aufdergarten is an inmate at the Lincoln County Detention Center in North Platte, Nebraska, doing two to four years for shoplifting and criminal mischief.

But on Thursday, he got his girlfriend . . . 29-year-old Jennifer Harmon . . . to help him ESCAPE. Dylan was at his work-release job at an animal shelter, and managed to sneak out and get into Jennifer's car.

Unfortunately for them, once he got in the car, they started ARGUING. Apparently it just couldn't wait. And Jennifer got SO mad, she ended up pulling over about five miles later and kicking Dylan out of the car.

He was quickly re-arrested and charged with escape. And Jennifer was arrested and charged with aiding and abetting. 

People started posting jokes on social media the moment they found out KIM KARDASHIAN gave birth to KANYE WEST'S baby on Saturday.

But THE best one is a fake TAYLOR SWIFT Tweet that calls back to Kanye's infamous interruption of her acceptance speech at the 2009 "MTV Video Music Awards".

The fake Tweet says, quote, "@KimKardashian @kanyewest. Yo, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but BEYONCÉ had one of the best labors of all time."

Everyone's in agreement that it's a Photoshop rendering of Taylor's page with someone else's words. That particular post is not on Taylor's Twitter page and there's no evidence that it ever was.

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LUKE BRYAN'S still untitled new album is due out August 13th, and guess what, he's positive that it's really, really good.

He tells CMT, quote, "It's the most well-rounded album I've ever done.

"I think it's twice as good as 'Tailgates & Tanlines' because I was finally singing really, really good on this one. And we figured out a lot about how we want to record my voice, so I'm fired up about that."

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BLAKE SHELTON is 6-foot-5 . . . so naturally, everyone assumes he has some basketball skills. He doesn't. 

He tells "Rolling Stone", quote, "Man, I'm too uncoordinated. I have the height, but I don't have any of the ability whatsoever."

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JIMMY WAYNE has launched an online pet treat store called Ruby's Pet Treats. A portion of the proceeds will benefit two charities: Jimmy's "Project Meet Me Halfway" . . . and a no-kill animal shelter in Michigan. 

You can find out more at Rubyspettreats.com.

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This is a pretty cool honor. DANIEL DE LOS REYES, who is the drummer for the ZAC BROWN BAND . . . was named Percussionist of the Year by the readers of "Modern Drummer" magazine. (Country Weekly)

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This year's Farm Aid is going down September 21st in Saratoga Springs, New York. 

Willie Nelson, Neil Young, John Mellencamp and Dave Matthews are confirmed to perform . . . with more names being announced soon.  

Tickets go on sale June 28th. You can check for updates at FarmAid.org.

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MERLE HAGGARD was given an honorary doctorate of fine arts degree by California State University at Bakersfield on Friday.

The school also honored the late BUCK OWENS with a President's Medal. (Yahoo)