Here's a dilemma. You are a DA, but you're afraid women might not know it right away when they meet you. Sure, you're wearing sunglasses indoors and just popped off your shirt to show your generic tribal tattoos. But still . . . it's ambiguous.

Fortunately for you, there's a brand new product on the market that will eliminate any and all doubt. It's called Alpha Nail and it's a line of nail polish JUST for men.

It comes in "edgy," manly sounding colors like Concrete, Burnin' Rubber, Gasoline, Pirate Gold, Benjamins green, and Cocaine.

Each color sells for $9.95 online. They come as pens you use to draw on your nails, not the jar-and-brush combo women use. Or, as their website says, quote, "[not] those dainty little brushes and girly nail polish containers." 

The nail polish is available at AlphaNail.com. Do not buy this product.(AlphaNail)