Sure, you can TRY to attract men by using a perfume that smells like lavender or lilac or daisies. But don't you think your odds would be better if you smelled like a STUFFED-CRUST PEPPERONI PIZZA?

Believe it or not, Pizza Hut's Canadian branch just rolled out a brand new Pizza Hut-scented perfume. And it's got the fantastic name 'Eau de Pizza Hut.'

They say it mostly smells like freshly baked Pizza Hut dough.

But, instead of selling the perfume online where it would've done INSANE SALES . . . they only made 110 little sample bottles and handed them out for free.

We checked eBay, and none of the bottles are available there. So basically, if you want some, you're going to have to wait until the Canadians get around to realizing there's a market for this and manufacture more. (Marketwire / Gawker)