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I guess some couples just can't help fighting
27-year-old Dylan Aufdergarten is an inmate at the
But on Thursday, he got his girlfriend . . . 29-year-old Jennifer Harmon . . . to help him ESCAPE. Dylan was at his work-release job at an animal shelter, and managed to sneak out and get into Jennifer's car.
Unfortunately for them, once he got in the car, they started ARGUING. Apparently it just couldn't wait. And Jennifer got SO mad, she ended up pulling over about five miles later and kicking Dylan out of the car.
He was quickly re-arrested and charged with escape. And Jennifer was arrested and charged with aiding and abetting.
People started posting jokes on social media the moment they found out
But THE best one is a fake TAYLOR SWIFT Tweet that calls back to Kanye's infamous interruption of her acceptance speech at the 2009 "MTV Video Music Awards".
The fake Tweet says, quote, "@KimKardashian @kanyewest. Yo, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but BEYONCÉ had one of the best labors of all time."
Everyone's in agreement that it's a Photoshop rendering of
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LUKE BRYAN'S still untitled new album is due out August 13th, and guess what, he's positive that it's really, really good.
He tells
"I think it's twice as good as 'Tailgates & Tanlines' because I was finally singing really, really good on this one. And we figured out a lot about how we want to record my voice, so I'm fired up about that."
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BLAKE SHELTON is 6-foot-5 . . . so naturally, everyone assumes he has some basketball skills. He doesn't.
He tells "Rolling Stone", quote, "Man, I'm too uncoordinated. I have the height, but I don't have any of the ability whatsoever."
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JIMMY WAYNE has launched an online pet treat store called Ruby's Pet Treats. A portion of the proceeds will benefit two charities: Jimmy's "Project Meet Me Halfway" . . . and a no-kill animal shelter in
You can find out more at Rubyspettreats.com.
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This is a pretty cool honor. DANIEL DE LOS REYES, who is the drummer for the ZAC BROWN BAND . . . was named Percussionist of the Year by the readers of "Modern Drummer" magazine. (Country Weekly)
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This year's Farm Aid is going down September 21st in
Willie Nelson, Neil Young, John Mellencamp and Dave Matthews are confirmed to perform . . . with more names being announced soon.
Tickets go on sale June 28th. You can check for updates at FarmAid.org.
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MERLE HAGGARD was given an honorary doctorate of fine arts degree by
The school also honored the late
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S inauguration festivities went down yesterday. Here’s our top five favorite moments . . .
#1) PRESIDENT OBAMA somehow managed to mess up the Presidential Oath at the Inauguration AGAIN. (Full Story)
#2) SASHA OBAMA was caught yawning during her dad's Inaugural speech. (Full Story)
#3) MALIA OBAMA inadvertently photobombed a shot of her parents kissing. (Us Weekly)
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#5) Former President BILLY CLINTON wasn't very inconspicuous when he checked out KELLY CLARKSON.
