We live in an era where people obsess about what's TRENDING. And apparently that extends to criminals too. Here's a list of the nine things the police say are the, quote, "trending hot items" to steal right now. But, please . . . don’t steal. You’ll wind up as the Monday DA OF THE DAY.

#9) Truck tailgates. These are easy to take and make good money on Craigslist.

#8) Cloth napkins.

#7) Maple syrup.

#6) Paving stones. Usually people steal these from construction sites . . . but sometimes they steal the stones right out of people's driveways.

#5) Hay. Yes . . . like, for horses.

#4) Gold teeth. This mostly happens with employees stealing gold teeth from corpses at funeral homes.

#3) Human hair.

#2) Chicken wings. The cost of chicken is going up, and bags of wings are popular to grab.

#1) Tide detergent. Detergent is so expensive that it's worth it to steal . . . then sell it. (NBC 4 - Albuquerque)