Every newspaper has at least one story about someone arrested for something unusual, and frequently these stories have a headline written in the "Man does something" format. For example, "Man Robs Store in Bubble-Wrap Mask." All of these headlines are now featured on StoryOfMan.tumblr.com.
This isn't one of those universal crimes where you feel like it might happen to you. Because this will NEVER happen to you.
Apparently, a local gopher trapper had the feet in his freezer. 37-year-old Tina Marie Garrison and her son, 18-year-old Junior Lee Dillon broke into his house and stole the gopher feet.
They were caught when they tried to turn in the feet for cash. In some parts of
Both of them have been charged with receiving stolen property and theft. But they deny they stole the feet, and say they're their own gopher feet.
We usually do NOT condone watching TV, but . . . for this, we’ll make an exception. LUKE BRYAN will premiere the “Crash My Party” music this morning during the fourth hour of NBC’s Today show. He’s due back on the show August 16th for the Toyota Summer Concert Series.
KEIFER THOMPSON opened up about the vocal issues that shut him down and forced THOMPSON SQUARE to cancel shows until further notice.
He started feeling pain in his throat almost a year ago . . . but ignored it because he didn't want to let his fans down. He says, quote, "I've never had any formal training or anything like that.
"So, I've kinda just done it on what my heart felt like, and it wasn't always right, apparently. The pain got so bad that after a concert it felt like someone was stabbing me in the throat."
Turns out Keifer developed a hemorrhage and a polyp on his vocal cords and had to do two full weeks of silence. He says the hemorrhage is, quote, "Completely healed and resolved . . . and the polyp is about 70% down, so they won't do surgery."
There's no word yet when
Ever wanted to score KACEY MUSGRAVES’ ‘60s siren look? Pick up the new Self magazine! Inside, Kacey talks makeup and swears by Crisco and aspirin to treating eczema and breakouts.
She reveals, “I get eczema on my arms, and my acupuncturist said to put vegetable shortening, like Crisco, on it. I tried it for a week and the eczema went away. Another time, I had a breakout, so my memaw applied a paste of crushed uncoated aspirin and water. Fifteen minutes later it had shrunk. Swear.”
Check out the full article on Self.com.
BRAD PAISLEY performed "Dead Flowers" with the ROLLING STONES in
KIP MOORE will perform tomorrow on the "Fox & Friends All-American Concert Series". He'll also be talking to the crew about his summer tour. (Got Country)
Old school country singer SLIM WHITMAN passed away yesterday from heart failure. His most recognizable song was the 1952 hit "Indian Love Call", which features some sweet, sweet yodeling. It was also the song they played in "Mars Attacks!" to kill the aliens.
Listen to "Indian Love Call" here.
If you've always dreamed of going into space, this could be an amazing opportunity. There's just one small catch . . .
A private company called Mars One is looking for people to train for the next eight years, to go on their maiden voyage to Mars in September of 2022. For FREE!
But now, the catch: It's a one-way ticket. So if you sign up, you're basically signing up to DIE ON MARS.
A guy named Bas Landsdorp is the founder of Mars One. He says, quote, "The technology exists to get humans to Mars and keep them alive. The technology to bring humans from Mars back to Earth simply does not exist yet."
Once you're up on Mars, you'll be part of a human settlement and a community where you'll live out the rest of your life. (CBC)
On the bright side, there's no WAY your creditors can track you down. On the down side . . . EVERYTHING